'I've booked a test drive' he said. 'Do you want to come?' As 'appens I was busy, and came home to find THIS on my doorstep.

'I didn't think you'd mind' he said. 'It's an Audi after all.'

How well he knows me.









In other news - my sister took Ma into A&E late last night, with a suspected heart attack. Turns out it was just a hiatus hernia. She came out in time to cook us lunch, then went back in again to have more tests tomorrrow. What some people will do to gain attention.

And Sid, who is very happy with MUH being for MUMMY! and kicking KUH being for KIT! isn't quite getting why we tell her that YUH is for 'lellow'. Where's the logic in that?